yup

Uh huh.

Not too bad.

As Cleveland says, "you need to put more enthusiasm in your voice".

Doesn't matter, had snu snu.

How could you guys comment in such a way. It was the most uncomfortable thing in my life reading them.

Huh ? ^

Sorry bud but I have to. Doesn't*

Probably the only time that comment is acceptable.

and boom goes the dynamite

This thread is weird.

#32 it's a shame no one got the Futurama reference ;-;

Seriously a shame no one got the Futurama reference. I was under the impression that the FML community was way over the whole "doesn't matter, had sex" thing. I would have figured the new spin would have been well recieved.

I was under the impression that was a Southpark reference?

STILL COUNTS

"she put a bag on my head"

The best 30 seconds of my life.

Haha yeah for him maybe... Op you just need to find yourself a real man. But if you're planning on putting yourself through that again return the favor and don't moan at all. In fact, grab your phone and post another FML while he's still inside of you. I bet you he'll change his tune real quick.

Lumbergh: You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.

we got the reference. but it's old

Or maybe he's mildly autistic.

#48, maybe you're a big ol' bag o' dicks.

I can't say anything in a monotone when I'm having sex... Maybe he was bored..

Anyone else instantly think of Lumberg in Office Space?

Yeah. Um, this experience... Kinda sucks, fair to say uh huh

yup

Nuh uh! Nope! That's too bad OP. Let's hope for a better **** next time

Why don't y'all call it a day.

^ Unless he was very nervous or it was his first time ever? Not everyone has to have ****-like sound effects when they have sex.

TPS reports. And yes I immediately thought office space also.

Like a record.

Maybe she's one of those girls that just lay there during sex.

He basically did.

SQUEEEELLLL LIKE Ned Beatty!

Thanks, Klinger!

My pleasure, Pleasure Pig.