Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Poor guy just needed and excuse for his premature ejaculation...

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moninbg 8

2 minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven

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jack_tells_truth 0

You're dating the lazy ass, you deserve it. Maybe next time you should put in the effort to find a guy that doesn't find sex strenuous.

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Raheemdplayer 7

Can you come help I think she's a 2 man job!

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creedaddict 9

Then get to riding that boloney pony sista

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Calyx_fml 21

YDI for waiting three years. Next time try three dates.

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deemoneyy 3

Thank you. They think it's so easy when all they got to do is lay there and get pounded. 2 minutes of hardcore hip pumping after not doing it for three years and I'd be tired too.

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kewpiesuicide 29

Have you ever been on top? That shit IS strenuous! Being a lesbian, I can honestly say that I've been in the 'man' position and I was quite suprised how much harder it is. Give him a break and saddle up cowgirl

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kalbrek009 20

It's obvious that he either "came" or realized he likes guys...sorry to hear, fyl. :(

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