Very funny, Dad

By Anonymous - 20/05/2011 23:30 - United States

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Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
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jennifer93 0

wow fy gf's life...what an awkward meeting the parents dinner...

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imacreeper 3

she has a mouth and she should use it! not for blowing..for telling OP's father to stop poking her.

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TalkinSmack 6

ok... that's bloody hilarious! she didn't pop, did she?

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alaskasfml 0

"today, my dad killed my new girlfriend. she was a blow up doll. he won't pay for a new one. FML!"

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twixxone 4

Hopefully your girlfriend has a sense of humor.. and your dad shouldnt have done that on the first dinner that could of cost you your new relationship

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Yinky 6

Will he spoon her next ? o.O

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shortie916 0

Oh I get it now haha :)

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ramboman19 8

did you end up getting drunk and calling your girlfriend a ferret? lmao

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neoamaru_fml 8

hahahaha!! he and Peter Griffin from Family Guy should get married!! ROFL

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Yousuck24 21

Should of poked his penis with a fork and say "just checking that it isn't a blow up."

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EgBeastTx 0

damn your dad fuckd u upp lol..

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Rock_The_Shindig 0

ur full of no human being would do that

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