Love: Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg...

By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By mortifying - 28/10/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2012 23:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML

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By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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the_space_pope 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:58

If I someday have a daughter, and I don't like the guy she's seeing, I'm going to do the same thing.

moxy_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:56

You should say something, being passive seems like a bad idea in your situation.

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moxy_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:56

You should say something, being passive seems like a bad idea in your situation.

killerviral 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:58

I woulda beat his ass infront of herlol

Master_Bait 0

Monday 10 May 2010 1:46

i woudve said WTFML

pedosmurf 7

Monday 5 March 2012 5:40

I am confused if it was her fathers gf and then said his foot is the dads date a guy or girl?

Nissi 17

Monday 8 February 2016 20:58

"my new girlfriend's father," meaning it wasn't OP's father.

redroses5 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 8:08

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakward

stopreadingmynam 0

Monday 28 June 2010 20:56

2, "awkward" has a w after the first a. srry, I'm a perfectionist.

FreshSalad 1

Wednesday 4 August 2010 1:33

And yet, you can't spell "sorry" correctly.

lol32360 0

Friday 29 October 2010 4:57

WIN

Niki0308 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:17

he just forgot an O not that bad guys jeez!

TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:42

41, go troll somewhere else

yesmanddd 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:17

#52 well, #2 just forgot a w..

Rilan 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:42

Who were you seated by? I'm willing to bet it wasn't intended for you.

Karma495 0

Friday 3 December 2010 14:08

hehe

FueledbyPanic32 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:02

lmao @ #5, you should deff return the favour next time!

Lulu714 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 20:03

if ur #4 how could u lol at #5

yourWIFEandKIDS 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 21:22

Haha, nice job Captain Hind-Sight^^

the_space_pope 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:58

If I someday have a daughter, and I don't like the guy she's seeing, I'm going to do the same thing.

sequoi 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:59

LOL... Really??

xXDeadPoolXx 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:35

lol I would moan and creep the father out

MunChiChi 0

Friday 17 December 2010 21:15

#34 OMGoodness. Dat Would Be Hillarious. Lmmfao!!

LizzieBvBfan 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:46

Thats very clever, I just thought the dad was strange but maybe he was intentionally trying to creep the guy out!

crazyjemjem 6

Thursday 25 April 2013 23:02

Brilliant idea!

diskincluded 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:17

Hey, the bright side is now you know he likes you!

Dimaranien 1

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:57

He might've been trying to scare you away...

pompompom_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:25

if that's true, scare him away with the same trick

naku_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:26

LMAOOO # 5 awesome pervertttt!

kefron 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:33

Awkward... Haha.

qetzacoatl122112 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:54

@ #5 So would I

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