Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
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Verst 16

Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, have a private conversation with her father. Find out what His issue is.

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zandalee 19

No, it's all in the piss. Challenge him to a pissing contest. He who has the worst reek coming from their piss is the one who actually did eat their asparagus!!!

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swick25 22

#22 beat me to it. I was going to say what does farting have anything really to do with asparagus. It is Allllllll In the urine.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Farting is for broccoli proof of consumption.

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Rainhawk94 27

Home of challenge pissing! If you can pee 10 feet in the air and not get wet, you get a free car!

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TheCovertGamer 2

No down payment, don't wait, don't delay, don't **** with us or we'll rip your nuts off. Go to big bill hells cars the only dealer that tells you to **** off.

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corporatescoundr 25

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RadikulRam 16

Yeah you look like a real threatening guy, 10/10 would shit my self again.

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corporatescoundr 25

I don't look threatening in my picture but at 285 & 6' 2" I don't really care about how I look in pictures lol

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corporatescoundr 25

Lol that was a response to someone who deleted their comment... I'm not trying to impress anyone

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Because that's not insane or anything...

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corporatescoundr 25

#47 never claimed I was sane... #53 I thought I heard my name called

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jazzy_123 20

ok 70, stop trying to seem badass and shut up... please.

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Verst 16

Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, have a private conversation with her father. Find out what His issue is.

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Rainhawk94 27

Hisssss hissss i hear a snake

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Verst 16

Not paying attention at all backfires sometimes.

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rhcpgurl 18

The fact that she didn't believe you is a factor that she may not be the one

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GRubi 17

Unless her father has a history of lying, there would be no reason for her to believe her new boyfriend, who she's probably only known a few months, over her father, who she's known her whole life.

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naxeeb 33

He's obviously just pulling your leg. Be honest with your girlfriend and tell her how you couldn't have done it. Considering that he pulled a prank on you, I'd say that you're doing pretty good!

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arandomusernameaa 20

That or he hates him already and wants him out...

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Well, just explain afterwards :)

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jojimugo 20

Dude you got trolled .... Big time

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swick25 22

Actually if you research it they eat vegetables. Green vegetables were a very big part of my dogs diet we had him on for Cancer. The Vet highly approved of this as well. Research your information and get it correct before making a comment like that. Thanks and have a wonderful daaaaaaaay..... :D

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Enslaved 36

What about all those dog foods that advertise that theirs are made with wholesome grains, real beef, and accented with vitamin-rich vegetables?

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perdix 29

#21, nope, they're actually omnivores.

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Cbethkid 15

Yeah but he was only on it because a vet said so. People who veganize their dogs even if they're healthy annoy me. Let the dog eat what it's supposed to.

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ksks1234 33

21-- cats are true carnivores, dogs are omnivores.

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babyshanice 12

There is nothing you could really do in that situation! Just take it and keep it moving....

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