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That's when you say "no shit, I've always had a thing for you. You won't walk right for two weeks after I get done with you." Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, play the odds. Be a man, damnit!!

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Yeah she sooo wants it. That's why she told him it was her foot and not her daughters. What is the point of footsie anyways? I never got the point if it.

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54-I am failing to notice where anyone implied there was a spelling mistake but I am tired and could be wrong so please, enlighten me.

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Ok I'm going to sum this up, since I'm sure everyone is getting annoyed. Precedes is infact a word, but I meant proceeded. So no one made any grammar errors, just wrong choice of words. Thumb me down ill accept them.

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I thought incorrect usage of words was a grammar issue. Guess my grade school teachers taught me wrong... SHAME ON THEM! >=[

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42 - How can you possibly blame your horrid spelling on your phone when "proceses" isn't even a word. Either your phone has learned your terrible spelling habits and suggests your common misspellings, or it's making up completely new words (which, if I'm not mistaken, phone dictionaries only know REAL words)

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I met my "now ex" girlfriend that way :) she was flirting with this one guy in class and he tried playing footsies with her, yet it was me... We all had a good laugh and that's basically how we started dating.

That's when you say "no shit, I've always had a thing for you. You won't walk right for two weeks after I get done with you." Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, play the odds. Be a man, damnit!!

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Wickedninja, shut up, idiot. Your girlfriend was on the corner last night selling her ass and telling everyone you're hung like a termite.

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Yea if he did that I don't think it would be a stare of intent. I think a straight up ass whopping would commence.

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That would involve the daughter to be in a weird situation seeing bother her parents naked and doing something inappropriate...with her boyfriend. No one should ever want to be in that situation... Gross

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And on top of it she would have to be okay with her boyfriend fucking her parents. Oh the joys of criticizing jokes made on an implausible premise. Not.

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