Unreliable narrator

By screwed - 20/03/2014 21:03 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML
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expectcriticism 13

well maybe next time you'll think twice before jeopardizing something important like that. there are so many ways to calm your nerves rather than smoking weed so you completely deserve this one

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Likian5 26

Yeah, you're not a smart man. Did you expect us to sympathize with your idiocy?

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WelcomeToAndale 13

You completely deserve this. You're a complete idiot for doing drugs.

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LeaAnne94 17

At least you can admit your stupidity.

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mary_13 26

Dude that sucks I'm a fellow stoner and I totally sympathise, what I would have done is just smoked half the joint or rolled the joint with just a little bit of weed.(and please no one judge me you don't know my situation)

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swick25 22

You don't smoke when you are going to COURT. I have nothing against people smoking weed but you have to have common sense and clearly you nor OP has any.

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mary_13 26

Dude you have no idea what your talking about, so what if he was going to court I know people who have smoked and then gone to an actual court hearing and they were fine, you just have to know your limits.

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Axel5238 29

So what if he was going to court?Wow talk about missing the point. Judging by your age and attitude I'm sure we'll see you on Beyond Scared Straight. You got a bright future to look forward too and so do your friends.

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mary_13 26

Again people talking that don't know what they speak of.

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nadene52 12

Honestly you are stupid as op. I too smoke pot but I know when and when not to smoke. Smoking before going to court should never be done even if you are nervous. You need to have a clear mind in that kind of environment And obviously op Didnt. if he Did he wouldnt be laughing like an idiot. It's these types of reasons and comments that people look down on marijuana users. Both of you need to grow up

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mary_13 26

I'm not saying it wasn't a bad idea. Everyone on this site is just so negative and judgemental and little government robots, it makes me so sad to think of how many people just follow whatever their told and never question it, but you know what not everyone is like that and i'm one of the lucky few, so say whatever you want and do whatever you want, but I don't care I've got myself and that's all I need.

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capnbzarr 43

Eh, it's your former boss. Who gives a ****?

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capnbzarr 43

For the record, I voted YDI--but I just don't think he should be too worried about the situation.

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DenBriZel 31

Can't be worse than Bieber's.

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Shandra78 9

You're right OP, not smart. Switch to a vaporizer pen, it's easier to calibrate dosage, and it doesn't take much to tone down a case of anxiety. Also, joints are smelly, inefficient, wasteful and so 50 years ago.

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