Unreliable narrator

By screwed - 20/03/2014 21:03 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML
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expectcriticism 13

well maybe next time you'll think twice before jeopardizing something important like that. there are so many ways to calm your nerves rather than smoking weed so you completely deserve this one

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Earths_Venus 25

You're right about one thing. You're not a smart man.

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insomniac8400 13

Hey man at least it wasn't before the trial

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Are you, by any chance, stoned yourself?

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Sandsh8rk 36

Screw Justin Bieber's deposition, your one will be much more entertaining to watch!

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onlychildFTW 33

Then in OPs own words, you're not a smart man.

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jazzy_123 20

Right? what could be wrong about walking into a gov building while intoxicated? *rolls eyes*

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HarrisonVR 17

seriously man so stupid.. I smoke weed and am no where near this moronic. people like you give stoners a bad name and image.

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BecauseImAwesome 4

Only a stoner would say something like that.

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Justy101 23

Stoners giver stoners a bad name

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ABillOnFire 15

christ whats up with people on this site, it's all just politically correct bible thumping conservatives, weed's fine in moderation and so are a lot of other drugs, just don't be stupid and depend on them

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HarrisonVR 17

agree with 117. you other two are extremely close minded. I actually study at university and have a job where I train other employees. shouldn't be so quick to judge, really do hate people on this site.

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Just2cute2 7

A court is no place for any funny business.

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PengiPou 12

Soon you'll meet your new boss, he'll be your cellmate; his name is bubba

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dyehardxen 19

"I smoked a joint" hold on, let me click YDI and finish this.

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ABillOnFire 15

says the guy who describes himself as a satanist in his bio

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blackonblight 32

and? What does a religion that is mostly about self empowerment if my fuzzy recollection is correct have to say that contradicts advice not to do drugs?

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squideth 18

You obviously know nothing about satanism and what the religion stands for. You're just another media-brainwashed idiot who associates satanism with psychopathic virgin-sacrifices.

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