Work, Poopoo peepee and Gross: TW: Gross - FML

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By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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By shittyhall - 26/06/2017 04:00

Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Ring of fire

By Anonymous - 20/08/2022 12:00

Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 1 November 2021 17:54

It's just fighting back.

Marcella1016 31

Monday 1 November 2021 20:21

Protip for taking ***** in public with those aggressive automatic flushers: Lay a piece of toilet paper over the sensor. No matter how much you move, the sensor is “looking” at the toilet paper and doesn’t see you. So you can comfortably wipe your ass without having to worry about a tsunami of liquid sewage giving you a surprise enema. You’re welcome, and good luck!

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 1 November 2021 17:54

It's just fighting back.

Marcella1016 31

Monday 1 November 2021 20:21

Protip for taking ***** in public with those aggressive automatic flushers: Lay a piece of toilet paper over the sensor. No matter how much you move, the sensor is “looking” at the toilet paper and doesn’t see you. So you can comfortably wipe your ass without having to worry about a tsunami of liquid sewage giving you a surprise enema. You’re welcome, and good luck!

debbyman13 21

Tuesday 2 November 2021 0:56

Some of the sensors are built into the wall :(

Yudith 24

Tuesday 2 November 2021 17:56

Thank you! I'm gonna tape those f**** sensors!

And1 12

Monday 1 November 2021 20:56

Unfortunately, bad sh*t happens to good people.

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