Nightmare Fuel

By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
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ChromoTec 24

Please send the link to these photos

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tranced_ 45

I remember I had a noisy fart in a classroom full of 30-40 students, and it scarred my image for the rest of the semester. But now that I look back at that incident, it wasn't as bad as ******** myself in the office full of coworkers :'D

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pugs 12

That must’ve been a real shit show.

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tranced_ 45

I remember I had a noisy fart in a classroom full of 30-40 students, and it scarred my image for the rest of the semester. But now that I look back at that incident, it wasn't as bad as ******** myself in the office full of coworkers :'D

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Donut_Wizard 23

Never trust a wet fart.

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RichardPencil 30

You have to quit your job. No one is ever going to be able to look at you with a straight face again. Even the Bangladeshi sewer diver is laughing at you. Next, relocate to where there’s no internet service.

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Spiritbird 17

Leaving everything else and quickly reaching to cover your asshole furiously with both hands, while you cough, should be the norm these days.

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weeping_willow 25

That is just really shitty. I hope you bitch the crap out of them when you get back to work for posting those photos online.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Time to quit. And report those you caught taking photos.

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Lobby_Bee 17

I can see a post all about this with photos in FML in a few days.

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Davros 12

like Negan said on The Walking Dead, I hope you had your shittin pants on.

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