Miscellaneous: Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped...

By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By NeedANewWindshield - 24/08/2019 14:00

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

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You deserved it 96

Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML

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You deserved it 3 837

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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You deserved it 12 187

Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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Bzu123 8

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:33

you should have ran him over

bertyogurt 7

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:48

Yeah! Commit homicide! That'll show that rude ******!

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minauto 15

Saturday 8 March 2014 7:43

well, i hope you at least tipped him!

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 8 March 2014 8:11

Did that piss you off?

Mauskau 35

Saturday 8 March 2014 8:30

Turn the wipers on and edge forward a bit. Then a little bit more.

privatepiper 7

Saturday 8 March 2014 8:40

So what we get drunk, so what we piss on random cars, living young and wild and free.

Indatshirt 15

Saturday 8 March 2014 9:10

Windshield wipers, the perfect opportunity to throw urine at the people behind you.

nyaworld 7

Saturday 8 March 2014 9:37

"Today, I was piss drunk and had to, well... piss drunk, when suddenly out of nowhere a car drove through into my piss midstream. FML" -the other guy

floatablebullet 7

Saturday 8 March 2014 10:10

you mean you didn't hop out and return the favor. tsk tsk OP

Witchylady 17

Saturday 8 March 2014 10:32

People can be so disgusting sometimes. I think your car is due for a wash.

doodlebear0414 6

Saturday 8 March 2014 11:39

I would of got out and pissed on him

TheMystery13 13

Saturday 8 March 2014 12:08

That would be your cue to hit the gas.

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Same thing different taste

Angry much?

Make yourself at home

Get off my hood

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