NeedANewWindshield
Angry much?
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
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Jehovah God
Richmond, United States
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Sam
United States
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
erineilis
United States
Public freakout
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Uriyahu
United States
Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML
Chedder
United States
Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML
wtfman101
United States
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
sam
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
car keyer
Mary Esther, United States
Why would I do that to me?
Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML
Anonymous
Nashville, United States
Road safety
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 35
He may have had lowered inhibitions, but you can't say the same for his determination.
Stéphanie Roy_1860765893 12
I see you met my ex-husband! LOL!!!
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RichardPencil 30
Maybe you shouldn’t have stolen his husband, Bubble Wrap!
BurnInDemonFire 35
He may have had lowered inhibitions, but you can't say the same for his determination.
Stéphanie Roy_1860765893 12
I see you met my ex-husband! LOL!!!