Mind your own business

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 12:00

Today, I heard a man call a girl a r*tard. Furious, I stormed up to him and demanded he apologize for using such a vile slur. The girl started laughing her ass off and said, "Mind your own business, r*tard." FML

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Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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Sinshine 28

Wednesday 30 October 2019 12:36

Stop policing random people's language. It's not your place to butt into strangers' interactions, no matter how fowl their language and by "storming up to them and demanding things", you certainly won't convince anyone of anything anyway.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 30 October 2019 16:22

It's not easy being a social justice warrior. You have to pick your battles prudently.

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Sinshine 28

Wednesday 30 October 2019 12:36

mooshake 15

Wednesday 30 October 2019 14:24

While it seems rude for someone to say, who knows what people are like. It’s usually always best to keep your nose out of other peoples business unless you can very very clearly see someone is being bullied or abused. It is nice to stand up for people but try and make sure they need it first.

mfranks19891989 10

Wednesday 30 October 2019 15:38

While you had good intentions, you should stick your nose into others peoples business. As she was only being called a retard, that something that can be ignored. Also they could be family and just teasing each other.