Miscellaneous: Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband...

By grossedout - 06/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML

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By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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By no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no - 01/09/2013 20:04 - Greece - Athens

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By kimmybr - 22/09/2009 09:36 - United States

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML

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By EwwEwwEww - 19/02/2017 03:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML

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Digging it

By blech - 08/12/2014 23:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML

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By Emily - 01/08/2012 05:44 - Canada - Baden

Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 10:13 - United States - Gladewater

Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML

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By ew - 12/04/2016 17:53 - United States

Today, I found my shower loofa near the bathroom trash. My husband has a habit of throwing things out of the shower if they are in his way, so I thought nothing of it and took at bath with it. When he came home from work, he said he had thrown it away because he used it to clean the toilet. FML

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kyliebear 15

Tuesday 6 September 2011 11:56

i could never see myself staying with someone like him..

almariee 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 11:58

that is so disgusting.... eww I would've made him clean the shit up

Comments

CiaranPM 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 13:26

Good man.

emilo_fml 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 13:27

DISTURBING!!

muchagente 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 13:43

am i the only one wondering about the diversity of possible items expressed by "whatever he finds"?

hagetgood 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 13:45

Secretly put it in his food

littlejx_fml 7

Tuesday 6 September 2011 13:47

Yummy.

littlejx_fml 7

Tuesday 6 September 2011 13:47

Yummy.

xXSecondSunXx 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 14:05

I feel like throwing up now :S Damn nasty!

skyeblue82 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 14:11

that's sick!

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 14:14

Tape a mouse trap under there. One snap and he will think twice about picking and sticking!

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:42

Why would I want to communicate with ops husband? I don't know him! Why are you taking comments seriously? Have you ever thought about not being so uptight? Now go tongue punch a fart box!