By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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seeb49 7

Ydi because you sound like an arrogant prick.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

And you sound like a damn bitch for not understanding the PAIN of getting hit in the damn balls.

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iFizzgig 11

Yeah I loved gym class like that too OP.

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leadman1989 15

I would pour out malt liquor for ya but that would be wasting alcohol... as crappy as it may be it goes against everything I stand for!

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leadman1989 15

I guess I should have gone with "if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"

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mcmayo16 4

@BoredBrunette OP stands for original poster

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xfyre 11

same thing happened to me, only it was my ex's brother who threw the ball. and he's like 6'6", 250 lbs (all muscle), and he was on the football team at the time. i thought mine were going to fall off.

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shabbybeard 4

Although that is big, it doesn't necessarily matter how hard he can throw. Ever heard of Tim Lincecum? (Or however you spell it)

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bad_chiquita 5

You should've gotten lessons from Patches O'Houlihan. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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cptmorgan6 8

Haha that was my favorite part. Mostly cause it was completely unnecessary. But I love unnecessary..

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IntoTheClouds 42

That's what I was thinking. Why are they idiots . . .?

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RomoniReed 6

Dodgeball is schoolyard Darwinism.

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