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Sounds like a roleplaying fetish to me :-) I bet he got even harder after that. Good going girl do your thing.

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My apologies. Damn iPhones. I must have put two of the letter "R" instead of "RE". I should really start skipping the whole abbreviation thing.... Okay, I am done rambling and will return to my corner for being a dumb ass and not proofreading. Carry on..

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If u he got hard after that I'm gonna guess he's the same guy asking his girlfriend to play dead so he can have sex with her "corpse"

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He was probably referring to the porn remake of The Ring, anyway. The Sexy Ring, where women come out the TV and get down and busy. Yum!

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Him or her? 'Cause it sounded like she just freaked him the fuck out. Although a blowjob from an adult version of the ring girl would be fucking awesome. Although I'll die 7 days later from sleep deprivation and too much sex.

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True Fact #1: Apparently there's a gay porn called The Hole and in it everyone that watches the tape turns gay. True Fact #2: Yes I wrote "apparently" in true fact #1.

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#62 - I would suggest for you to get your girlfriend to tend to your bleeding, but that fact that you love animal skulls, and that you in fact own a cat, leads me to believe that you live alone and the cat that scratched you was one of the many cats you own to keep you company

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Have you not seen the movie? The girl climbs all over people trying to fuck them. It's so scary.

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