By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 076
You deserved it 10 841

Same thing different taste

Comments

When you play dodge ball you must always be prepared to get beamed in the sack.

be glad it wasn't a wrench. IF U CAN DODGE A WRENCH, YOU CAN DODGE A BALL!!!!!

pie29302930 0

Hey, it's happened to all of us. I play hockey and lemme tell ya, getting hit with anything in the balls just makes you wanna cry, even with a cup! Damn that sensitivity.

You fool! You must remeber the 5 Ds of Dogdeball. Dodge Duck Dip Dive and Dodge.

iFizzgig 11

THAT'S RIGHT! It doesn't say jump anywhere in dodgeball, this is where he started doing it wrong, therefore he got reamed.

I guess he was the one that couldn't dodge the wrench

hahaha was totally gonna comment this when I reading how many puns would show up lol

every1luvsboners 11

This happened to me during a badminton tourney a couple years ago. The only advice that I can give you is to soak them in a bowl of WD-40 for 30 seconds. I guarantee the swelling will go down and you'll forget about your little dodgeball incident. Your little twig-n-berries will feel great, due to the homoerotic sensation of having your jewels soaking in an industrial lubricant.

Damn you boners!!!!! You got me turned on with homoerotic!!!!!!!!

flockz 19

i find this easy to ********** to.

how can you get hurt playing badminton? the **** isn't exactly coming at speed...

I swear I was just typing tht same thing^. lolz

saIty 17

You still have long ways till becoming a ninja. Try harder young grasshopper.

**the 5 d's of dodge ball not the badminton thing