Miscellaneous: Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and...

By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Shameful - 18/01/2012 19:57 - United States

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

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By Nutless - 02/04/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

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Saturday 29 October 2011 5:02

Target neutralized!

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Saturday 29 October 2011 4:58

Balls to you!

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brianjman14 22

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:41

"the idiots on the other team", as opposed to you who thought you should jump instead of just catch it or just run out of the way?

ladylecter 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 7:04

I'm going to cry if this was during Madman Dodgeball. Congrats to you if you go to BG!

rigger61 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 7:15

you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

bmar97 5

Saturday 29 October 2011 7:17

dont you mean paralized?

whitey53 5

Saturday 29 October 2011 7:17

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 7:21

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

BrittMcKayla 8

Saturday 29 October 2011 7:26

If you can dodge a hammer you can dodge a ball!

Tyke4 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 7:31

Ahhhh that hurts me inside!!! ????

babiebuntin 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 7:36

Sterilized? Don't u mean paralyzed?

jbcrazy 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 8:16

haha no. those are two totally different things lol.

ansomuno 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 7:39

Just reading this was painful.

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