Miscellaneous: Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French...

By daddyslittlegirl250 - 05/05/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML

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By frenchgirlll - 27/04/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML

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By Nate - 06/03/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By sickdisney - 21/05/2012 18:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2014 17:06 - United States

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML

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judgeymcjudge 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:40

And your name is "daddyslittlegirl"... I really hope that was intentional and not just the worst irony in the world. Anyway, YDI for trying to impress someone when you obviously didn't have a clue what you were doing. That's gotta be the one thing worse than trying to impress people in general - trying to impress them by *lying*.

NeverLetHerGo 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:32

LMFAO. That's what you get for lying. YDI.

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jchag 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:24

i made an account just for this fml, WHAT KIND OF CLASS SHOWS A MOVIE ABOUT INCEST? isn't that inapproiate for school?

reyemrein 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:56

Uh yeah I guess it would be innapropriate if she was in grade school but middle or high school would be fine. Parents usually have to sign a sheet saying they're okay with it though.

LilKonvicted 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:27

HAHHHHAAAHHA

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:37

i liek incest

p00p0ster0us 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:59

Showing a film about incest in FRENCH CLASS? I mean, you were pretty stupid to pretend to like a film you never saw, but really, that's something no normal person would ever anticipate. Half of the school system is just teachers trying to do their job and the other half wants to **** your mind up so badly you can't think straight 10 years from now. Some of the shit you'd encounter is just the result of random pervs showing stuff to kids and getting off on it but some of it is very carefully chosen to mess with a growing mind.

alexgisforme3 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:00

i dont know what incest is but thats so ******* funny LOL. what did he think? haha sorry gurl

Bobdoleomega 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 8:22

do your mom and you'll find out :D

deadbabyjesus 2

Friday 5 August 2011 22:04

how is it funny than you dumb ass ****. will you laugh at anything. I mean really. do something with your life and kill yourself!

p00p0ster0us 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:03

Perhaps the weirdest thing of all is that people are now naming off incest movies in the comments. Wow. Next.

Frenchgirl_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:15

#19 : I made an account just because I saw this movie a hundred times when I was younger (I am French), and I don't think kissing her dad to make her boyfriend jalous can be considered as incest, especially when you think about this poor dad who can't understand what's going on ^^ But really there are not that many French movies about incest... On the contrary in English classes in France we only see movies about drugs or AIDS. Anyway, maybe the movie was still great, even though about incest, but I think you should learn to shut up sometimes ;-)

Marjojo_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 10:59

Yeah or "Guess who's coming to dinner" ! "LA boum" isnt't an incest story !

Iellwen 12

Thursday 17 November 2011 12:11

I don't know... I'm also french and our english teacher showed us some pretty disturbing movies. Great movies nonetheless. But still. For example: anybody knows "The Kite-Runner"? Good movie, great book. But... Ah well, I won't spoil. :)

bartmasta 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:27

wincest

Atmaster 3

Tuesday 8 June 2010 4:09

exactly you win

Ae_hunt 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:27

#12 That was the first thing that came to my mind when I read this! Remember, fun and failure both start the same way...

greenyme 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:27

did you ever hear about this round thing right above your neck? well, it's called 'head'. and inside this head, there is brain. You can think with it ;) ....got the hint?.....