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By flattire - 30/03/2009 01:14 - Canada

Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me of the flat tire I had. FML

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You deserved it 84 203

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

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By wonder woman - 08/09/2012 04:47 - United States - Levittown

Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML

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You deserved it 3 635

By anonymous - 04/09/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 439

You deserved it 31 019

Templemind47 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:55

Not everyone are pigs. Lesson learned.

McLaughlane 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:10

Uh...yeah, YDI. :/ Don't always assume the worst, the cliche "makes an ass of u and me" exists for a reason.

Comments

Monty_Python 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:01

HAHAHA! YDI for being a cocky bitch.

BloodWolf_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:03

Even the ones who aren't hot I just nod at. Stop flipping people off.

bbananass 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:35

god your concieted.

mzmaverickd 7

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:38

If they were hot wtf do u care? dumb ppl these days... ydi

amykillswitch 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:42

YDI. why can't you take a compliment? i would love to have hot guys whistle at me. damn.

well_this_sucks 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:14

YDI... dont assume

Finnboghi 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:36

Women always seem to think that if a guy is trying to get their attention that they're pigs. Don't flatter yourself. I hope your tire is damaged beyond repair. Also, #43, you are completely right.

dkcc1988 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:48

This is why women do not belong behind the wheel of a car.

starshine3987 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:44

HAHAHA #63 **** off. When is the last time you got laid anyway?

melange_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:46

Well, that's what you get for being a sexist, misandrist, feminazi!

Tomgirl1219 8

Wednesday 18 June 2014 20:44

What? How the hell is she a sexist, misandrist, feminazi? She only reacted this way because enough guys have made it so a women's automatic response to men approaching them is defensiveness. It is completely understandable for her to not appreciate being catcalled. It's degrading and disrespectful. Of course, I'll admit that she should have heard them out, in which case she would know they meant no harm, but it was a simple miscommunication that does not deserve such hate. She isn't to blame for reacting this way, the men who have caused women to fear the entire gender are. Also, feminist isn't an insult.