Miscellaneous: Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny...

By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 823

You deserved it 36 189

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 227

You deserved it 2 734

Amazing timing

By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 21:02 - United States - Antelope

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 759

You deserved it 4 348

By fullmoonfml - 12/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 168

You deserved it 57 743

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 167

You deserved it 2 578

I didn't request this

By not a boy toy - 31/03/2017 22:00

Today, I attended the will reading of the old lady who accidentally ran me over with her car years ago. I was affectionately mentioned and was left with something rather substantial. I had to listen through all that while getting evil leers and silently judged by family members who got squat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 602

You deserved it 725

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 257

You deserved it 8 183

Drive by shooting

By justicewargrave - 16/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 975

You deserved it 88

By Chops - 09/03/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place i had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. As I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 99 807

You deserved it 4 419

By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 763

You deserved it 2 822

Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 303

You deserved it 285 141

aggiegirl95 7

Monday 18 April 2016 16:10

Why would you randomly moon old people in public? You kind of deserve it. Idiot.

iAmPaul 49

Monday 18 April 2016 16:09

How immature of you. Instant Karma at least.

Comments

NightCasterZ 5

Monday 18 April 2016 16:08

That's too far, Karma...

jimluminaye 17

Monday 18 April 2016 17:13

Not far enough, karma.

coops456 14

Monday 18 April 2016 23:00

I thin you all misunderstood this comment, even though there's terrible grammar use here

iAmPaul 49

Monday 18 April 2016 16:09

How immature of you. Instant Karma at least.

gabimk23 13

Monday 18 April 2016 21:46

shouldn't have got caught with your pants down

Bonngoo 34

Monday 18 April 2016 16:09

Karma got you immediately YDI

aggiegirl95 7

Monday 18 April 2016 16:10

Why would you randomly moon old people in public? You kind of deserve it. Idiot.

psychopolarbear 28

Monday 18 April 2016 22:30

There is no "kind of" in this YDI

deathrise007 22

Monday 18 April 2016 16:10

Karma is a bitch.

MidnaLink 33

Monday 18 April 2016 16:37

And he's an ass.

deathrise007 22

Monday 18 April 2016 22:10

I guess I worded my comment wrong or didn't make it clear enough that he deserved it. My bad.

arisanator9900 20

Monday 18 April 2016 22:37

the FML community is very unforgiving.

deathrise007 22

Monday 18 April 2016 23:32

Agreed 65

extrasnipes 22

Monday 18 April 2016 16:11

The driver hit you because he was probably blinded by the moonlight

xxxxqazwsxedc1 8

Friday 22 April 2016 13:15

Haha, this is brilliant.

FryingPanHero 11

Monday 18 April 2016 16:11

Did you seriously expect sympathy here with a story like that? YDI.

Blizz18 14

Monday 18 April 2016 21:30

It's not surprising. Judging by his actions, he seems like the kind of guy who needs attention. To him any attention is good attention.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Monday 18 April 2016 22:44

Why do you assume the post is to garner sympathy?

cj89898 24

Monday 18 April 2016 23:39

#66 Generally people post an FML to have others agree that their life sucks. Sympathy is basically that.

kennethlwinter 3

Monday 18 April 2016 23:51

If he didn't want sympathy for his stupidity, he wouldn't have posted it.

DarthDeath 12

Tuesday 19 April 2016 1:58

Half the shit on here doesn't deserve sympathy. It's mostly people whining about tiny things, or people posting retarded shit they did - like this post.

MrGibbs25 20

Tuesday 19 April 2016 5:38

that's why it's funny mate :)

jeffprobs 29

Monday 18 April 2016 16:27

You looked at old people, and the first rational thought that came into your head was:"let me moon these people." To tell you the truth I literally can not understand how that idea would even materialize?