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By flattire - 30/03/2009 01:14 - Canada

Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me of the flat tire I had. FML

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By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

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By wonder woman - 08/09/2012 04:47 - United States - Levittown

Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML

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By anonymous - 04/09/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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Templemind47 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:55

Not everyone are pigs. Lesson learned.

McLaughlane 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:10

Uh...yeah, YDI. :/ Don't always assume the worst, the cliche "makes an ass of u and me" exists for a reason.

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ymonkey96 0

Monday 6 September 2010 13:17

lol ur totally right

mdkarwandy 0

Friday 19 November 2010 19:13

I hope your not so full of yourself next time.

FriskyCoconut 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:30

don't be so full of yourself, OP. also, I'd be flattered, why would u flip them off even if they were "being pigs"....

Tomgirl1219 8

Wednesday 18 June 2014 20:32

Maybe because she respects herself and doesn't appreciate demeaning catcalls from guys.

Petunia888 13

Thursday 12 May 2011 16:42

YDI, bitch.

FAYUL12345100 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 22:09

You instantly assumed they were hitting on you? They aren't pigs, you're a bitch.

Thrasher91 0

Friday 1 July 2011 20:05

Idiot.

KeiIshiyama 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 14:26

You're such a bitch.

keidus324 6

Thursday 19 April 2012 21:01

Why would you say they were really hot, then flip them off?

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Monday 25 June 2012 19:53

You thought they were being pigs?? Haha not every guy wants to get in your pants Hun :) and I'm pretty sure not a lot of them actually do :)

Kyoakuhan 22

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:41

how can you be that conceited

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