By burgeee - 18/03/2010 10:24 - United Kingdom

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Today, the love of my life sent me a text saying "touch my pork". Somehow I don't think my feelings are mutual. FML
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vacantdreamer 0

Congrats. Your man admits to being a pig.

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CallMeHush 0

OK , so to test that out I just sent the same text to my wife. Her reply; WTF?

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this_one 2

What does that even mean? "My feeling's aren't mutual?"

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ScaryyMary 14

Yeah, but that one was just so funny... Ironically enough with all these kosher jokes being thrown around, Jesus was Jewish! Oh, and just call me Mary. :)

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rockstatic 0

What's funny is if he said "Don't touch my pork" you would be complaining just as much.

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perdix 29

Tell him you want a Pulled Pork Sammich!

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perdix 29

Of course the feeling can't be mutual, you don't have pork for him to touch. If you do, yuck.

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hater4life 0

hey maybe one of his friends got ahold of his phone an text you as a k joke

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Pissedoff2464 0

#71's got it right! who the hell calls their dick "pork". turn off beyond all levels. you should go to his house and chop off his so called pork and tell him: "dinner is served, Milimeter Peter".

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epictrollathon 0

The love of your life was offering you bacon. I'd say that makes it a mutual feeling.

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ferrarimach1 0

what if it's a girl who siad to touch her pork my feelings would be mutual if a girl siad that to me (I'm asumming it's a girl op but let's think outside the box here)

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