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Woops! I forgot. A patriot can't have a picture and username be from two different branches of the military. God. Sorry. If it fucking bothers you that much, I'll change it asswipes.

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I get the joke but, under THE LAW, it's not since she implicted physical harm (again, 3rd degree burns) against someone (op), plus any other reason, like your "salmonella or jewish" defense isn't valid. A punch or equal prank would be nice but throwing hot cooking grease is crossing over the line. Just saying...

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Are you stupid? That saying doesn't apply to this FML at all, nor was it funny. His idea of a joke was dumb but to retaliate in such a harsh manner is ludicrous. That would be like you giving a love tap to someone and they turn around and smash you repeatedly with a hammer... That woman is a crazy bitch.

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Being hit with food is no reason to pour grease on someone and cause severe burns. Honestly, I'm pretty sure acts like that can be considered punishable by law if it causes enough damage... Anyways, the point is she's kinda nuts.

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^K. Then the next time I'm done cookin' a burger or somethin' and you piss me off, I'll throw that grease on you! Possibly in your face and I'll say you TOTALLY deserved it. She WAYY fu*kin' overreacted..

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Where was I? Oh yeah. **continues "persuasion of target, throws hot grease** YOU'VE GOT TILL 5 O'CLOCK, YOU HEAR ME!?! YOU'VE GOT TILL 5 O'CLOCK! Now go clean yourself up...

1) Dont slap your girlfroend with raw meat. 2) You have to leave her. If she is willing to throw hot cooking grease at you, then now you know she has malevolent and possibly sadistic tendencies. Leave her, now...

1) Dont slap your girlfriend with raw meat. (tee-hee) 2) You have to leave her. If she is willing to throw hot cooking grease at you, then now you know she has malevolent and possibly sadistic tendencies. Leave her, now...

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