By burgeee - 18/03/2010 10:24 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, the love of my life sent me a text saying "touch my pork". Somehow I don't think my feelings are mutual. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 504
You deserved it 4 272

Same thing different taste

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vacantdreamer 0

Congrats. Your man admits to being a pig.

OK , so to test that out I just sent the same text to my wife. Her reply; WTF?

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vacantdreamer 0

Inform him that since receiving his text, his penis now reminds you of Babe, and since *********** is illegal.....

Monikabug 9

Again, what men think is sexy and what a woman thinks is sexy is so different.

vacantdreamer 0

I'm not so sure this is a case of what's sexy and what isn't. I think this is more a case of maturity, something this guy is seriously lacking.

alicia_was_here 3

ok;) hard or soft haha I can grill it and even add some whipped cream;)

alicia_was_here 3

ha ha! that is so nasty! my husband calls it that too...his own special, whipped cream

and only I hold that 1 secret ingredient needed to "produce" it.

*awkward silence* ummm it's gonna be funny when ur kids say mommy can I have some whipped cream with this pork then you'll be like flashback!!!

alicia_was_here 3

i like apple sauce with my pork.

alicia_was_here 3

lol i dont work that way. im old fashioned. and i have a boyfriend(: he likes pork and applesauce too ;)

OP, have you ever consider that maybe he was in a silly playful mood?

touch my monkey may have been funnier, for those who remember "Sprockets"

KurouTenshi 0

got my drunk text on I'll regret it in the mornin' but tonight I don't give a I don't give a I don't give

Monikabug 9

tea-teach me how to jerk. :)

I will. But what is in it for me? lol

Monikabug 9

I will pay you with gum. But not Trident Layers.. Bubblicious. Do we have a deal? :)

YDI for not touching it in the first place.