Love: Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down,...

By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By Stacy - 13/07/2013 04:22 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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You deserved it 3 248

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By Tyto - 03/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Lewes

Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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turdburgers 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:16

You could: Keep being her emotional tampon and letting her take advantage of you Tell her you'll pick her up and don't.

JERKKMONKEY 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:29

why doesn't her bf drive her home! xD

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marcopolodolo 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:11

wussy. please tell me you said no.

BadOwner 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:12

Somebody asked you to drive them home and you're crying about it?

mina_8 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:12

She has a boyfriend and you must have known. YDI. You're doing this to yourself.

jakeidk 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:13

ouch...

infantry831 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:38

you must be a fruit cake a fat one right, that has a lot of "girl friends". you suck man kick rocks

elisabethecstasy 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:54

YDI if you did haha

kemar7856 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 8:03

all u had to say was NO!

ryki_bloom 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 14:00

I'll have to YDI on this one. Everyone who posts something about "omg the girl I like is with someone else, god help me!" definitely deserve it. In my honest opinion every fricken girl you fancy isn't going to be available. Get over it. OP ******* offered her a ride without pre-hand knowledge so he definitely gets what he deserves. I don't really see the point in "omg f-my-life, she has a boyfriend!" Not to be mean, but that's just what it seems like to me. All of these men are whiny :P

OnTheSaneSide 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:26

I don't see how that means he deserves it? And in case you didn't notice, it wasn't 100% "She's with him FML." Just because someone likes someone else, but that someone else is already taken does NOT makes them a whiny little bitch. I hope you begin to really like someone who is taken and then you'll see that it [probably] kinda sucks so then YOU can be the whiny little bitch. And to try to make my pissy little thread come off as not tactless, I'm going to add this :P

ender345 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:13

any guy ever has been interested in a girl who is taken. when you find out she's taken you man up and move on. there's more than one hot/nice/funny whatever girl in the world. you deserve it op, you spineless bitch.