Love: Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down,...

By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By Stacy - 13/07/2013 04:22 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By Tyto - 03/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Lewes

Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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turdburgers 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:16

You could: Keep being her emotional tampon and letting her take advantage of you Tell her you'll pick her up and don't.

JERKKMONKEY 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:29

why doesn't her bf drive her home! xD

Comments

lifesucks159357 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:10

you should say No!!!

teiso_fml 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:12

It's nice of you to drive her to her boyfriend's house, but her boyfriend (or boyfriends' parents) can drive her back!

teiso_fml 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:14

Maybe nice guys should stop going for girls who already have boyfriends and start taking notice of the girl who's trying to get their attention.

tomc666 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:14

give her a good spanking

sparxva 12

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:16

So drop her off tonight and tell her that if he is really her boyfriend then he should be able to give her a lift in the morning. Man up.

Loveya448 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:17

Let the boyfriend drive her back and find another girl to like. One without a boyfriend.

SmittyJA24 26

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:38

Best answer!! Best answer!!

snafu57 1

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:23

all right, my ydi will wait til we find out if you said yes. you sure she's a girl? cause I'm pretty sure she has a set of balls. furthermore, I think they're brass.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:41

And please the vacuum the floor mats after you fix the car. Agree to pick her up in the morning and ask her for help in fixing you up with one of her friends.