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I can just see it now. A young couple are walking through a furniture store and are dreaming about their future together. Suddenly they find they have wandered into the couch section and no one is around. Like any closet exhibitionist, they get excited about the idea of possibly getting caught together. She gives him a wink and a budge and the guy instantly throws his shirt across the store. She blushes as she finds a good couch in the corner and the guy is still fighting to get his pants of

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OP here, well I called the guy I bought it from and he said he'd refund me all the money I paid for it. So I guess it's no problem. Still a little awkward though...

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Yeah after I thought about it for a while I kind of found out what It could've possibly meant. I apologized for my own stupidity and inability to get porn related jokes lol

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I understand it now. Didn't know all guys had to be always in the porn mindset to be considered normal.

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It's quite the contrary my friend. Also, don't get an exchange. Get your money back because you cannot trust a company that will do that .

That's a bit gross... I would definitely call the company back ASAP and explain it to them. The sooner you do it the better... That way they can't say you did something about it. And if its a reputable company then they will replace it.

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OP probably bought it on Craigslist or something though. No professional company would sell a semen-stained sofa.

That is disgusting! I would call up the company & complain. If you bought it "brand new" then this is a real bummer. Sorry O.P

That's absolutely disgusting! At least your son was around to point it out, now you can grab your phone and work on getting an actual new couch! When mine was delivered, they had to take it out of the plastic, and new suede smells divine! All materials have a 'new' smell. :) keep your nose alert for it! There is a huge difference between the sprays that smell new and actual new. Most times you can smell the propellant used to get the smell from the can.

Well be thankful he noticed it, imagine you drop dry food on your couch like chips or somethin and you pick it up and eat it... That's disgusting

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