Kids: Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. I don't know...

By disappointed dad - 19/05/2013 07:35 - United States

Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. I don't know which is worse: my son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

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Today, I finally bought the toy my two year old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I give him the present, and he starts playing with the bag. FML

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By inthesticks - 19/11/2016 06:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly-born ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 14:00

Today, I got a new mattress delivered to my house. Didn’t have it on the frame for more than 5 minutes before my cat had already pissed on it. FML

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Sunday 19 May 2013 16:21

Well now you know. And you can send it back to get a new one.

SansVostro 7

Sunday 19 May 2013 16:22

Did they sell it as used or new?

Comments

SuperSofie 23

Sunday 19 May 2013 22:36

Yuk! Next time you're short on cash, go to IKEA. Sure, it's a pain for many men, but nothing can be as bad as this... FYL

woopig1993 13

Sunday 19 May 2013 22:41

now you know how you got such a good deal

LyraAlluse 25

Sunday 19 May 2013 23:48

That must have been a complicated delivery if you catch my meaning.

Jessa91 10

Monday 20 May 2013 0:29

Well that sucks

Pussycat86 18

Monday 20 May 2013 1:15

I don't see how this is an FML situation! You are so lucky, you found out that the coach is used and you can return it, and your son will be a great CSI one day! Be happy

MrDwightKShrute 3

Monday 20 May 2013 1:40

lol how old is your son

ozpunker 20

Monday 20 May 2013 3:14

What's wrong with your son using a black light?

WhoWhat_fml 10

Monday 20 May 2013 4:18

The last time I bought a couch, they decided to leave it on my lawn while I was at work so it gpt rained on. I had to return it and they gave me a new one of equal value, so some companies will understand. I would just send it back with the black light on it to prove it.