By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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Il_Maestro 6

Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.

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Il_Maestro 6

Maybe it won't be that long at all if the OP can't remember much!*

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alzeer 5

I like the comment on your picture.

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debbster7 18

Why last year?? If she was pregnant and not showing (you would have known if she was) then it would have been more recent. Just THINK man!

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debbster7 18

My bad I read it wrong :P I didn't see the word since.

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alzeer 5

One year!!!!!!! How old are you?!

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DocBastard 38

It's another Immaculate Conception! You're about to be the father of god! Congratulations!!

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Mitcha857 0

Of course that's the most logical explanation! There is NO way the wife cheated!

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DocBastard 38

Cheated? What? No, my explanation is much more likely.

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Mitcha857 0

Clearly Christ's second coming. Watch him be born Dec. 21st.

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perdix 29

Why are you even married? If you are not having sex, you are just stuck with an expensive roommate who is messing up your game.

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kakarot2 11

There is more to marriage than sex.. But then again, I'm a sex craved man just like every single one out there. What can I possibly know.

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white16sox 19

93, it's a good idea to say who you're agreeing with. But, based on your name, I'm assuming you meant you agree with perdix.

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PinkPinkPinkPink 0

Last year ? You deserved it bro .

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Zachthejoker 10

You sir, are within your full right who the father of that child is, so u can dump the bitch an find the bastard she did it with.

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Enslaved 36

Hopefully she "attacked" ;) you while you were sleeping and now it just feels like a wet dream.

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perdix 29

That's what I thought! She probably thought his dirty talk was tedious or silly, so she ****** him while he slept.

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