Intimacy: Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging....

By textfail - 28/02/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

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By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

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By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By bob - 11/08/2011 12:56 - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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By LLCoolBean - 03/03/2011 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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bobdole 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:07

so did your teacher give you your phone back? hahh

CheeseGirl 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:16

She was texting inappropriate things to this guy, too anal about it? The guy sent her a dick picture WHILE SHE WAS IN CLASS....>_< THIS is why the teachers are too anal about it.

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Vonnick 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:43

Why is it that every kid in school now is either a slutty crack-***** or an animal? **** the world.

sillypun 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 2:15

#33 is obviously 7th generation dumb as a box of rocks.

stelkurtain 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:39

you ask for nudes during school? your dumb

x_y_z 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:43

haha reminds me of 8th grade.. good memories:)

member0987654321 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 7:00

#5 SAMEE that happened to me today actually. how the **** can teachers take our legal property away from us? it's not theirs, they didn't pay for it, how do they have the right to take it away and yeah, that really sucks

member0987654321 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 7:05

#32 that's so retarded! people should mind their own ******* business, pornography? because they took a picture of themselves and sent it to someone in exchange? idk about other countries but this country's media milks everything to death, and airs some of the stupidest shit.. like Sulemon, the asshole who had too many ******* kids? or the pregnant man who was really not even a man, but still in fact a women? what's the big ******* deal?