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He's one of THOSE professors. The trick is to bring him coffee and compliment him on his awesomely brilliant, yet quirky tie... And that's how you patronize a crazy prof

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shit fthislyfe, you forgot to blame your humorlessness on your country. that's like Bankrupt forgetting to make an fml all about her and her awful, evil parents in one of her comments. it's just not right

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fthislyfe, you're 19 years old for fucks sake. You just started wiping your own arse. As you might not find these FML's humorous, others might. So go find your broom and GTFO, wicked wench of the middle east.

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Well, all I wanted to say was that this site used to be funnier. You didn't have to show how stupid and immature you all are. Yes I'm 19, but my brain is much bigger than you. At least I don't categorize people with their race. And also Shrek (?) it's such a joy to see you angry again. I love doing this. Keep it up.

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Your brain is bigger than me? Wow, how do you carry around your head? In a wheel-barrow. I'm not categorizing anyone, idiot. That was by no means a shot at the middle east, STFU and quit sending me messages.

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@ 92 Who are you to tell her that she can't categorize people on their race? You profile info says that you don't respect religious people. Hypocrite. This doesn't mean that i agree with her. I just think that you don't have the right to tell her not to be prejudiced when you are also prejudiced. A bigger brain doesn't necessarily mean that you are smarter.

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96: You say that like I've sent you millions of messages. While I've only sent one. I could have said that here but I didn't want to make you more embarrassed in "public" You're not even worthy of an argument.

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You will never embarrass me....I can guarantee that one. You're nothing more than a flea on the nut-sac of life looking for a place to rest your weary head. Don't even start with me because it won't end up good.

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Listen, I appreciate what you're teaching, but you're just a professor, stop preaching. Your words keep landing on deaf ears, so shut up to add a couple more years. I'm not a poet or anything near like it, but right about now all i'm thinking is fuck it. Let me go back home and grab an elephant gun, you need a listen in physics and that's bound to be fun. There's a little worry in your eyes, but that's ok, there's a lesson to be taught on another day. You can stop right there, don't reach for th

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Just saying, my history teacher told us the first day of class we are all stupid and have been taught by our previous teachers is the American way; be stupid, and always listen to what your told. it takes a smart teacher to realize and teach the truth.

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The point is that if you were to shoot a gun in space it would not hit the target due to the lack of gravity. Not a need for O2. Dear God! What are they teaching in schools these days?!

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Just to clear things up, soviets tried it in the space race. It would go in a straight line for a short time. Then it would start an orbit, and this would all be Happening very slowly due to the lack of oxygen. Therefore nyan cat will not die, and your argument is invalid. And star wars is not real. (don't get me wrong, I love star wars.) so stfu.

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#135 Actually,the bullet from a modern handgun could hit Nyan Cat in space. As there is no air in space,there is no friction to slow the bullet down so it would keep going in a straight line until it was stoppped, by poor little Nyan cat's face.

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Oh and, your right. A modern gun does create it's own chemical reaction. but it's space, dumbass. So it would be happening VERY slowly. But it's still too slow to kill, and you just be pushed backwards as well because there is nothing to stop you, unless you grab on to something. Your argument is still invalid. Why you gotta hate on the nyan cat?

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Ok, I'm stupid, you guys are right. But nyan should still live... 1)if there was nothing supporting you, most of the kinetic energy would go towards forcing you back 2) do have any idea where nyan cat is? 3) you'd have to be super accurate. Your in space, so you probably wouldn't be focusing on killing nyan. And your floating, nyan is moving. 99.9 percent chance you won't get in space. 4) nyan cat is the most epic YouTube video ever. So why kill him? 5) if you were within 10,000 feet of earth's

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151- NYAN CAT IS VERY REAL AND NO ONE IS CRUEL ENOUGH TO KILL A POP TART CAT! YOU SHALL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRIST AND BURN IN HELL AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE!!!!! I WILL DEFEND NYAN CAT UNTILL DEATH!!!!

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How in the world did this comment go from abortion, to Nyan Cat, to killing Nyan Cat, to explaining the spatial laws of physics and anomalies in order to explain that killing a space dwelling poptart-shaped cat is relatively impossible?

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Will you idiots quit fighting please? Unless one of you is an artist an actually created the content of the picture in question, then neither of the current pictures belong to you and you're both using someone's art without their consent.

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