Love: Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all...

By faded as shit - 27/09/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

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You deserved it 5 354

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By sounds good mom - 14/06/2016 15:23 - United States - Katy

Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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By not helping - 17/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, I confiscated my daughter’s tablet, phone and laptop after I caught her exchanging nudes with boys. My ex then called me in a rage, threatening to take me to court over “stealing his belongings” since he purchased them. No concern for our daughter’s behavior, just him wanting the stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By :) - 29/05/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

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By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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By Kevin - 10/03/2010 08:39 - Canada

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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moonlight970 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:26

Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.

NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:32

Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.

Comments

castrosabeast 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:42

How many times has xbox crashed? Xbox 2 ps3 0

puppiesandrainbo 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:57

How many Blu-Ray discs have you played on your xbox? How much money have you spent paying for Live? How many times have you played inFamous or Uncharted or resistance? I have a PS3 and a 360, but I play my PS3 WAY more. I only use my Xbox for gears of war and mass effect (which is now on PS3 as well)

CabooseWins 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:32

CAN WE STOP WITH THE FANBOYISM!?!?!? Seriously, it can ruin anything.

RuskiManBearPig 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:40

How many times have you enjoyed the awesomeness of halo, gears of war, and prototype?

kurbanfan 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 17:11

Gears of war is only in the Xbox 360

deadrising084 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 17:56

God damn why does it matter both consoles are great

superangryandy 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:33

GO Wii it kicks ass!

JTHolloway200 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 7:25

104- how many times has someone cared ?

fatalwish 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:42

Wow that sux

castrosabeast 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:43

Get your shit back and tell them she did it with another dude!

katt_is_here 24

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:45

I have a feeling that there may be much more to this story that would make it all make sense. Or, this is just insanity and I'm just hoping for logic where there is none.