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By Anonymous / Monday 26 September 2011 18:52 / United States
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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

This is the stabdard greeting in Northeast Texas. What's so wierd about it?

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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

I don't use autocorrect, and I don't always catch my mistakes before I post, usually after I hit submit do I see them. I strive for perfect grammar, but alas I am human and my fingers mess up occasionally.

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  illmatic2  |  16

I sometimes thumb down the people who reply to the first comment just to get to the top of the page.

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  EvilPotato  |  14

OP you should have taken your AK-47 out from under your hat and blew him away with a rat-at-at-tat, but you ran outta bullets and ran away. (starts humming the rest of ultimate showdown).

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  BlAcKxJe5uS  |  6

You know your job sucks when John Madden gives play by play while your on the toilet... "And this little piece dropped here, and had it dropped here I would've made a smiley face."

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  asoptavlo14  |  6

Or just letting him be.. Not like he was going to kill you or something, no need to break his face.

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  ikickgingers  |  15

I don't kick all gingers. A lot of them are ridiculously attractive. And sadly no, I went to the movies with my brothers a few weeks back and heard the shutter sound when I walked in the ladies room and "my husband would be proud" was voiced. Oh god I just threw up a little.

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