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By  Awkward_Science  |  2

They should've just moved everything around without taking anything as they did, but instead leave a note saying "you'll never figure out what we took". The years of therapy you would have to go through afterward would teach you to get better things.

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By  saintsrocksocks  |  10

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  GodPart2  |  20

Take the note to the police, get them to do a handwriting / fingerprint match and hopefully arrest the guys who broke in to your house... "No one calls my stuff shitty and gets away with it!!"

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  Feared  |  9

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  xlord  |  27

42 + 43 - yea, I love robbing houses and if you read my profile it says I'm a cat. I'm also definately not being sarcastic at the moment.

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  Meettitan  |  14

34- Zap Brannigan "Kiff, zoom in on thar picture, there." *Kiff clicks* Zap "Kiff, make the picture clear like in CSI!" Kiff "Sir, that's all the resolution we have..."

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  evilplatypus  |  33

15 - My car got broken into while I was at work. He was caught on camera, two employees IDed him from the footage and the cops refused to even COME to the crime scene. They did a write up over the phone and never asked for the security tapes. Yes, I'm sure the cops will "jump-to" when OP gives them the note.

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  evilplatypus  |  33

99 - We got it. We just didn't think it was funny. It looked more like a desperate cry for attention or you that wrote the first inane thing you could think of to get f!rst.

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107- if you want my honest opinion, I could care less if I was first comment. It means nothing in the endless pursuit of happiness that life is made to strive after, and is worthless in the end of the day.

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Are you retarded 70, that is the FML. Having someone break in an trash your place sucks. And a note that says your stuff is too shitty for a piece of shit burglar to steal is just insult to injury. FYL indeed OP.

By  Awkward_Science  |  2

They should've just moved everything around without taking anything as they did, but instead leave a note saying "you'll never figure out what we took". The years of therapy you would have to go through afterward would teach you to get better things.

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  5n000w  |  4

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By  SexyQueen0905  |  24

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By  Dnigz13  |  4

Wow that's kind of sad but a good thing at the same time that nothing got stolen. But I would just figure that as long as your stuff keeps you happy and is nice to you, that should be good enough for you right?

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