Health: Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 11:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

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By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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By poop - 21/03/2015 16:47 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at my Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea and had to go to the toilet. My mum texted me while I was still in the toilet saying, "We all heard you". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By brown and sticky - 16/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML

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By goddamn chicken subs - 24/03/2016 16:51 - United States

Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML

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By Kulcha - 13/02/2009 11:07 - Australia

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

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By noname - 07/11/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML

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sweetcheeks0290 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 19:03

Don't you just love parents?

TittiesOrGTFO 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 19:01

omfg haha!!

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lblikk 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 20:12

hahaa she's on your side

lostsoul1715 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 20:18

LMAO haha fyl indeed : )

jj79242 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 20:19

better than syrup ass

username5000 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 20:42

that is hilarious and your mom is awesome :)

bigbadtim 7

Wednesday 8 September 2010 20:43

That stinks!!

Emilyluvsyou 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 0:49

literally...

imright24 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 20:52

Calm down. I'm sure they've not only heard that excuse but plenty worse. If that's the reason, that's what she should tell them, especially so they know if a bug is making the rounds.

blondymoments 2

Wednesday 8 September 2010 20:54

could have been worse. she could have said u have "explosive diarrhoea"  lol

hcovballer247 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 21:54

Lmfao your mother has quite a personality....

StitchedBear 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 22:06

aww that's so embarassing

cusof 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 22:17

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