By danny5191 - / Saturday 17 March 2012 02:21 / United Kingdom
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By  linkinpark98  |  23

What a cunt!

  kyarush  |  10

No.. Just no. Too far

  gantzlord  |  5

If I was OPs teacher I would have just left class real quick and cleaned myself up.


Im more interested in why OP knows what period blood smells like.

  j_cat187  |  19

Ewwwww close your legs, it smells like a damn fish market.

  Idonebeenhad  |  17

34 - Because they fucking can you bitchshit.

See what I did there? :3

  Reid5  |  6

'Period blood smells like shrimp.'

  Serquet70  |  3

101- I think OP is trying to say that there were many females in the class on their period, meaning many of them are going to be excessively grumpy.

  gamercanadian  |  11

Obviously it sucks, that's the reason why it's in fml

  muzy  |  23

Is she even allowed to kick you out of the lecture? I mean with you paying tuition fees and all. You should have coughed in her face by "accident".

  dominic1221  |  6

*facepalm* Tell me you were just trying to get first post...

  missymay993  |  11

The teacher was on her period, and apparently it was obvious

  dominic1221  |  6

It is obvious though. Just a matter of putting 2 and 2 together, come on guys. Use those brains we all have.

  sparkrok  |  8


  mango260  |  9

Lols before knowing that it was a dude, I thought it was a girl on her period and when she coughed she gushed blood and could smell it..... Then reading the other comments I now understand :)

  Calyx_fml  |  21

He was coughing up menstrual blood. Probably from earning his red wings the night before.

By  sydie5  |  12

The menstrual cycle is hell and brings out the worst in us girls; she was only protecting you from a period-enraged beating from a college girl.

By  mpsteve137  |  15

...why would you smell blood though?

By  twinny_sc  |  13

I don't understand why you smelling menstrual blood was essential to the FML. Wasn't the part about getting kicked out of class the FML?

  HeartOfLead  |  24

Dude, metaphor
@ OP you should have asked her what was dripping down leg to piss her off(no pun intended, if you were special enough to read my comment and look at it... Umm... the way you looked at it), then proceeded to leave the classroom like a badass. *cue electric guitar in the background while OP walks in slow motion*

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