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Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 13 January 2012 00:59 / United States
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  AJRENO  |  0

Shut up. You suck. Stop posting spam, dumbass.

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  boofgall  |  16

You totally ripped off Cyanide & Happiness.

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  bamagrl410  |  31

Ooh, you're unintelligent

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  Airman1988  |  9

your comments appear to be failing across the spectrum on every fml tonight.

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  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

Meh, everyone has bad comments sometimes, though I've never made a comment while drunk, o1 ever gotten drunk for the matter. Keep commenting while drunk, it will bring laughs to some people...

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  Pentium_4  |  26

i admit, it was a terrible comment and i'm ashamed of myself. unfortunately, i'm drunk every night. but i hope i can bring some laughs...nothing better to do

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  rahrah765765  |  11

Maybe you should fml more than you comment. Eg: today, like every other day I got drunk and commented on fml because I never have anything else better to do. Fml Don't blame your fake drunkness on your stupidity.

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  DCFan  |  9

For a .2 BAC, you sure are functioning pretty well as far as your AWESOME excuses and typing on the computer/smartphone. Not to mention your grammer! Bravo good sir! Your the most sober .2 BAC "waisted", "drunk", "faded", "shit-faced" person I've ever met! Will you drive me home?

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  Pentium_4  |  26

yeah i guess i was exaggerating. whatever 9 tall boys gets you to. it's not that hard to keep grammar and spelling while drinking, didn't we learn stuff like that in 2nd/3rd grade? and when you're drunk you can act that old ;)

By  kareltje  |  17

Did you eat it again? Then she has no reason to complain ;)

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