Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 May 2013 17:10 / United States - Pomona
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  bluehero  |  17

I said the exact same thing you did on a separate FML as comment #1. I still agree, moms are the best.

  perdix  |  29

#9, maybe she's taking them for a test-drive to make sure they are worthy of her daughter. A good wingman is always ready to take two for the team!

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