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Maybe you were subconsciously cock-blocking yourself. Or maybe you are one hell of a wing man for ya mum.

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I'm not so sure he would actually be really cute if you drunk enough that you didn't remember to give him your own phone number...

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Yuck.. Just the though of my mother (who has like triple Ds) and my grandmother (who is on a breathing machine) participating in intercourse with me just seems.... Gross... Thanks for the visual though. Not. (o:

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haha thats so awesome you made a pokemon reference it took me a second to realize why it sounded famliar

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I am waiting for the guy to write an FML when he meets up with her. Although depending on your mum, he may start MyLifeIsFuckingAmazing.com 77- I dunno you would be surprised what could excite you

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damn lol I read your bio thing and you should be on a do saques(?) superbowl commercial hahaha most interesting woman ever lmfao

She must have been like "I got a phone call from a guy saying he wants to talk to that drunk bitch he met at the club, what do you know about that?"

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-10 actually the drinking age is lower in canada. not sure about ontario but it's around 19 or something. but yea...that's still a young age to have a kid

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