By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 17:10 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
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Wizardo 33

Woah, mom got game. Go mom!

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Poppy8127 15

Moms are the best.

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perdix 29

Do you think it will be awkward when the guys' balls touch when they are double-penetrating your mom? You should discuss this with the bartender.

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JACKxRAWR 22

Bartenders are only there for you to project your problems on, like an angsty powerpoint presentation full of pain, misery and failure.

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w3ar3b0rg 3

she's a ***** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pedinhuh 23

Watch and learn OP! You should be taking notes!

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Ceejay1 13

Your mom walked out with both guy's, she is a freak.

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worldclassrager 39

You should have talked to them...or try to snag one off your mother...and another will come by probably better than them...

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Dekat121 24

go mum!! what a lil cougar shes turned out to be

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empbob 20

Mom's a little selfish, she could have at least talked the 2 guys into a little mother daughter tag team foursome action...

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