Health: Today, my mom convinced me that she and my dad were getting divorced....

By somewhatlucky - 27/12/2011 09:42 - United States

Today, my mom convinced me that she and my dad were getting divorced. I have anxiety problems, so I had a panic attack. She then laughed, and said, "Just kidding, I wanted to see your reaction. It's the best so far." FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By notlaughing - 18/04/2013 13:57 - United States - College Park

Today, a girl was telling me how she was very stressed over her parents' divorce and moving away to another part of the state. While I was listening, I started choking on my saliva. She thought I was laughing. She hasn't spoken to me since. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 18:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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Today, I tried to tell my dad that I was really struggling with my mental health and didn't think I could stay alive much longer. He laughed. This comes after telling my "best friend" last week and having to wait three days for a reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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By Screwed - 16/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door." FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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cookie_3008 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 15:48

Ha!! Tell her you are expecting a child, and enjoy the show.

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 27 December 2011 15:51

You should have told her "Good that you are joking mum. I wouldn't have the heart to tell you I would choose to stay with dad!"

Comments

cocodecoeur 12

Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:30

Just... A trolling mom

shoecrazy 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:34

Your moms a douche

psetterl 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:29

if you get away from your parents you might no longer have anxiety.

fenixtorador1 11

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:28

Win!

kristena103 14

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:39

That must have been sad I bet u were mad at ur mom

btnick 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 1:21

Your life does not suck your mother does for doing that to you.

MissMcFly 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 2:01

put a fake cockroach in her food & see how she reacts to that.

legitbias63457 2

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:44

Aren't parents supposed to comfort you? And the winner for mom of the year goes to....not yours. Lol

interstellar_fml 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 9:40

People with anxiety disorders aren't all huddled up in a corner avoiding panic attacks, for all you people who assume the OP doesn't know how to laugh at the world or take a joke. I have relatively severe PTSD and while most days I feel happy and excited about life, things happen for stupid reasons. Once at work, I was doing some mindless task when my heart went into a severe panic mode for some strange reason and I had to take a break to avoid passing out from oxygen deprivation in my brain. After about 30 minutes, I was back to normal. Some of you need to educate yourselves a little more about the things you criticize.