By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
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greenlime_fml 3

3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.

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Badboy6 5

hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf

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rbkhockey33 0

congrats. youre queen of the gingers.

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Freeze_fml 16

This boyfriend sounds a lot like your cat.

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thedivinecomeD 0

that'll stop the other guys from hitting on you. :) I can imagine it now: -"OOHWEE!!! she is FINE-wait, oh, eww, she smells like piss!!!"

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beer01 0

How can he pee on you when he's in a "long distance" away?

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Laurendorcus 0

This is so weird. Tell him that human males usually "mark their territory" by getting their gfs/wives a ring, or if they're really classy they get eachothers names tattooed on their necks (you know you've seen someone like that before).

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jisaac09 25

No, you want to talk bout classy, i seen a girl with "Property of (so and so)" tattooed on her forehead.....

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angryseatroll 5

Dude why does it matter. Get that stick out of your ass and get off your high horse.

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sighilikepir 0

stfu no one cares what you think ****** snickerdoodles

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farsidee 0

**** off snickerdoodles! Gosh, I mean it's not like we're writing essays or something. it's the fricking Internet let people say what they want. Gingers have no souls.

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greenlime_fml 3

takw a cHil pil snikerz... bet your itch'n to fix my grammar huh?! xD

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jisaac09 25

You dont understand do you snickers??? I dont have to has class, all i has to be is not no bitch bout grammer.....

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yoourface 0

^HAHA @ those 2 comments.

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Tkdxxxse 0

hahahah 13 ftw queen of the gingers

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mrzero 0

well, now it's your turn. use his toothbush to clean the toilet bowl

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