Miscellaneous: Marking territory

Marking territory

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML

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Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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mew_33 6

Thursday 2 January 2020 20:02

DUMP HIS ASS!

Ambrily 27

Thursday 2 January 2020 20:35

If this is something he does when he's "a little drunk", I don't want to imagine what he's capable of when he gets wasted.

Comments

mew_33 6

Thursday 2 January 2020 20:02

DUMP HIS ASS!

mekiswrite 21

Thursday 2 January 2020 20:10

I'm assuming that you're not into golden showers?

HootyHoops1300 11

Thursday 2 January 2020 20:12

Are you two curries or something?

Ambrily 27

Thursday 2 January 2020 20:35

If this is something he does when he's "a little drunk", I don't want to imagine what he's capable of when he gets wasted.

Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 2 January 2020 22:01

Only ‘a little drunk’?

Tara LeBlanc 6

Thursday 2 January 2020 22:02

I think you meant to say now ex boyfriend.

123Puppy 33

Thursday 2 January 2020 23:12

He’s stupid.

lexxiasaurus 27

Thursday 2 January 2020 23:15

I'm sorry, but the fact you live in Grand Rapids just made me laugh even harder. what the hell was he thinking. and I'm surprised you let him continue before kicking his legs out from.under him lol