FML : Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last...

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rashree - / Saturday 13 February 2010 01:34 / United States

Intimacy

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By koirakuen | 0

#851255 - Saturday 13 February 2010 9:34

whats so dirty about peeing in the shower

By greenlime_fml | 3

#853408 - Sunday 14 February 2010 1:41

3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.

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By Badboy6 | 5

#851247 - Saturday 13 February 2010 9:32

hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf

SomeonesGoneDie | 0

#851377 - Saturday 13 February 2010 10:10

That man is brilliant.... simply, brilliant.

Tripout | 0

#852540 - Saturday 13 February 2010 19:13

EEEWWWWIIIIEEEE XD

TrollisMe | 5

#4094998 - Monday 27 February 2012 6:37

Kakashiii :D

By koirakuen | 0

#851255 - Saturday 13 February 2010 9:34

whats so dirty about peeing in the shower

sharpl916 | 0

#851417 - Saturday 13 February 2010 10:33

Yeah! save waters by peeing while you shower! Convinient!

greenlime_fml | 3

#853408 - Sunday 14 February 2010 1:41

3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.

By DGross | 8

#851256 - Saturday 13 February 2010 9:34

Time to move on... unless you're into that sort of thing I guess ???

pathtoprevail | 0

#851504 - Saturday 13 February 2010 11:46

bow chikka bow wow!!

By original_angie | 0

#851261 - Saturday 13 February 2010 9:36

Lmfao!
funny but disgusting.

By truthisRelative | 0

#851266 - Saturday 13 February 2010 9:38

WTF!! It's time to move on, dear.

By AngelsOnTheStars_fml_fml | 0

#851268 - Saturday 13 February 2010 9:39

Aw, that's sweet. XD

By null_fml | 11

#851269 - Saturday 13 February 2010 9:39

Sounds like he's into golden showers and just trying to ease you into the idea. Assuming you're not, based on your reaction, now's a good time to tell him to fuck off and find someone else to pee on.