Kids: Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told...

By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 02:25 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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Friday 19 February 2010 12:09

ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.

sublime93 0

Friday 19 February 2010 18:40

She's being a **** for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.

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samantha_durano 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 2:14

haha, suckks for youu.

XCaLX_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 2:15

happens to me all the ****** time

smilefreely 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 3:47

omg...i never knewpeople did that...sleep with their boyfriends? i always thought people were virgins until they got married?! ]: MY WORDIS S ****** UP. OMFG. well. im never doin it with my bf. my mom's alwats like "you might get pregnant" or "he's gunna just use you and leave u" so yah T^T...either i do it when im married or i become a nun. =D hehehhehe! i mean, how could people stand losing their virginity to someone their not gunna be with forever? it's your only first, you never get itback...wel . maybe idk shit, im only 14..& LOL. damn you deserve it, i mean 10 dollars? 1,000 and we're talkin`.

PASSWORD_unlucky 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:43

I THINK JUST THE SAME! REALLY!! i mean, why have sex with a guy you are not planning to marry? just for him not to leave you? so why be with a guy who prefers sex over you. and if you ARE planning to get married, wait a short time, at least you are not a sinner. RESPECT FOR YOUR FAMILY, TOO! think just the same, 129. I am your same age, and i haven't even given my 1st kiss, I think it is pretty important, with somebody you love, so that you can remember your first kiss for life and be happy for it. Don't even think about sex, We would be good friends, 129. hahah

giselleluv 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 4:39

ydi for being a slutty teenager, for doing it at your parent's house w/o a lock, and being a bad example for your little sister

movies12 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:09

hahaha. That is funny! my name is Nicole, and my boyfriends name in Joe... lol. OP, that is why me and my bf wait until my mom and dad and brother and sister are OUT of the house....

heyitslain 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:14

YDI for not locking the door. You shouldn't even THINK about having sex when someone young (or someone at any age, even) is in the house. That's disgusting. Good job scarring your sister for life, you dumb ****. Now she'll probably do the same thing when she becomes a teen. I'm glad she told on you. (: I'd pay the kid $20 just for doing that. Hah. :D

TheQuiet 2

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:26

ugh

TheQuiet 2

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:29

ftw hahaha

doof_fisch 2

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:38

You fornicate? You deserve your fate.

cdilink 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:16

siblings are assholes, in example of my sister. She is a ******* ass, she tells every single time, even when I don't do shit! siblings like my older brother are actually cool and not annoying.