Kids: Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told...

By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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Friday 19 February 2010 12:09

ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.

sublime93 0

Friday 19 February 2010 18:40

She's being a **** for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.

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sabiancymbol 1

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:00

beat her up and get your money back

kayladance101 13

Monday 9 August 2010 3:27

lmaoo @163(:

evanlover 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 2:15

this is to number 2. just because she had sex doesn't make her a **** maybe she realy loves her boi friend. I hate people that judge :) so in the future (#2) STFU

wriptidez 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 11:26

too young

De_Leon3309 0

Friday 17 December 2010 0:35

YDI for being too stupid to lock yourself in your room, my girl and I always did that around her siblings and we kept the damn room locked.

iamweasel321 0

Monday 3 January 2011 2:24

I would say she was watching jersey shore

cookie_3008 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 3:22

YDI for being cheap...;) 10 bucks?!! even I would have given u away for that kind of money.. ^_^. maybe if u had offered to do her homework for a month or something. jk. noo, noo... ;) i feel you... i have 4 younger nightmares of my own.

LittleSaraa 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:57

Haa, ihts okaay. Same has happend to me beforee too! Yikkess, my mom dropped my allowance & now I have a job during the day so I'm not home.

Onlyonelove 3

Tuesday 4 October 2011 2:12

Op said that her sister walked in on her boyfriend...prob. Making out and stuff not exactly having sex. So the little girl might of just told her parents that they were naked just so she can see her sister introuble. It doesnt exactly mean they were naked. OP, FYL I have 2sisters and 2brothers all younger then me and when my fiance is over they always walk in....they just dont get it. And for whoever is calling OP a ****...almost alll of you makeout/ have sex/ and give BJ's when your parents and siblings are home so stop being hyprociates. Just because she posted it on here...you shouldnt bag on something that you've probably done 100 times!!!