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By screwedhousemate - / Monday 28 March 2011 11:52 / United Kingdom
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You're only their go-between if agree to be, so YDI. And YDI too for anyone that knows enough about Jersey Douche Bags to compare them.

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This seems really awkward. When I try to imagine 3 people arguing/fighting, I automatically picture 2 against 1, or 2 arguing and 1 trying to mediate, but never one against all and all against one.

You're only their go-between if agree to be, so YDI. And YDI too for anyone that knows enough about Jersey Douche Bags to compare them.

Try and look at it like this, while they hate each other you can steal there food and blame it on the others you may never have to food shop again.

I suggest you take a dump in their butter, that'll make 'em forget all about the massive row. Works every time, trust me.

Life is too short/valuable to bear grudges on people, but I have a solution to get them back together again. 1. Watch Saw (if you already have skip this step). 2. Get your roommates to make advanced payments on the house for the next year. 3. Acquire the necessary tools/location to set up a game. 4. Put them both in the game, but modify the environment so that they'll have to work together in order to get out alive (sort of like Saw V). It's a win-win situation, either they become the b

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Clever stuff, only one flaw I can think of is if they work out that plan they may be a little annoyed and end up hating the person who planned the little excursion into a game where there may die. I know I would.

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#14: A pig mask a heavy voice distortion can help mask the fact that the OP was the perpetrator of the game. She just has to be a good actor and keep her mouth shut about it forever.

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