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Next time break out in song, "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..." You'll both laugh, fist bump, and then he'll leave you alone to put on women's clothing and walk around in bars.

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Exactly, coming from a nation of skirt wearers I would suggest he just moves to Scotland to get his frill on.

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89 - My house doesn't have any locks except on the front and back doors. From what I've seen it isn't too uncommon.

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-91 maybe you should invest in some locks for the restrooms people might go in and harass you while you take a shit

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93 - And who do you expect to come and harass you on the toilet in your own house? You can knock before entering a toilet of bathroom if you live with other people. Hardly rocket science.

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Yes xSonic, "shut" does happen. I know many a person who has been afflicted by the "shut." So sad.

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100 - It also wasn't rocket science for OP's brother to knock before entering whatever room OP was changing in but things don't always work out the way we'd like. Regardless, locks are more efficient at protecting privacy than merely knocking.

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Oh you could be right, you never know. Maybe after posting his FML he just killed his brother so only the wide world of the Internets would know.

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I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay! On a more serious note, OP may realize she's a transgirl later in life.

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While it's nice that you're both so accepting of transfolk, it might be a good idea to not refer to a biologically male someone as 'she' unless they specify that they are, in fact, trans. The dude might just like wearing pretty things. It happens.

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For me, that's why I put 'may'. Were OP in fact transgendered this is why I used the appropriate pronoun for that scenario. Of course, OP could identify as a boy who happens to enjoy dressing up.

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OP isn't necessarily trans just because he wore women's clothing. Lots of men perfectly comfortable being men like to experiment with Drag just for the fun of it.

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#18, uh-oh, you'd better not go to the Waffle House. The waitresses there will scare the shit out of you!

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#40, me, too, but don't all the waitresses call the customers "hon" or some other folksy term of endearment? #18 has some kind of phobia about this.

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You all think hun is bad?? I went to dinner the other night and the waiter called me dear, sweety, love, hun.. every name off the book. Strange? yes.. Uncommon? no..

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True that. On a side note I had a waiter say cheers every time he came to the table. Made our order cheers, brought our drink cheers, brought our meals cheers, checked on our meal cheers, gave us the bill cheers, paid the bill cheers and have a good night. Maybe he had a bet going on how many time you could say cheers to one table lol

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Whenever I go to the local Mickey D's late at night the lady calls me sweetheart. Not that I go there that much or anything...

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If it counts for anything, when this was originally posted there was one a commenter who posted 'First'. Which is why I made this 'Joke'. K...I'll return to the FML thumbed down shadows now...*hangs head and slinks away*

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why is 41 thumbed down? He is simply stating the truth. you may not like it, but it is the truth nevertheless.

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