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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By Joel Lee Burgess - 15/02/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 02:00

Today, my daughter flew completely off the handle when she found out I have a girlfriend, and called me an unfaithful sinning bastard, who’s going to hell for cheating on her mother. Her mother's been dead for 20 years and this is the first time I’ve met a woman since then. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 12:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML

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By skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

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By Prudemama - 09/07/2022 10:00

Today, I found out that my 11 year-old daughter dresses skimpy when I drop her off on the weekends at my ex-husband’s house, courtesy of his girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. When I confronted her, she told me to “stop being such a prude” and with my attitude, “no wonder you get cheated on.” FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 21:54 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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Airman1988 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:57

You may have an manipulative genius on your hands.

chrissy2 28

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:57

I feel like someone wants mommy out of the house.

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skyeyez9 24

Saturday 15 December 2012 17:55

Kick the brat out to live with daddy.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 15 December 2012 17:57

Damn that's messed up. I tell you kids will say stuff just to get you in trouble no matter the age.,

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 15 December 2012 17:57

If she whoops her ass, she will call 911 and lie and say her mom tried to kill her. In that case, let her ass go into foster care or group home. In a week, she will beg to come home.

weasel123 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 19:15

94- It means about the same thing. My purpose was to show that the quote "spare the rod" is in the Bible. I'm not sure what you're getting at, but I don't think anyone in this thread of comments was using it as an excuse to beat their children, unless you were just sharing some random Bible knowledge with us. If that is the case, I agree with you- "the rod" is used metaphorically in this context.

lilpsyco 16

Saturday 15 December 2012 21:07

Sounds like someone takes after their mother.

dustyb90 4

Saturday 15 December 2012 21:14

Bitch. You need to tear her ass up.

Kerdooski 8

Saturday 15 December 2012 21:25

Reminds me of the movie Orphan.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 15 December 2012 21:40

That child would lose the ability to sit.

taylorluvsbieber 2

Saturday 15 December 2012 22:14

shes smart.

Derpenstien 4

Saturday 15 December 2012 22:16

I'd pretend to be packing her off to an orphanage because "daddy and mommy aren't together and that means we can't be your parents". But your little brat might like that...